** OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE OF THE CULT OF LENGTH — EST. 2006 — NOW WITH TICKER **
LONGCAT IS
LOOOOOONG.
His head is here. His feet? 384,400 km below. Scroll down the cat to find them.
$LONG — the only asset measured in kilometers, not dollars.
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(2006, colorized)
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THE SCRIPTURE OF LENGTH
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c.2005 THE PHOTO
Somewhere in Japan, a white cat is lifted
by her human.
She does not resist. She simply... continues.
Posted on Futaba (2chan) as "nobiiru" - stretch.
2006 THE ASCENSION
4chan /b/ canonizes the scripture:
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOONG.
No roadmap. No utility. Just long.
2006 THE PROPHECY OF TACGNOL
Every light casts a shadow. A black longcat of
equal and opposite length appears.
The final battle: CATNAROK. Scheduled for:
eventually.
2007 PEAK LENGTH
Longcat airs on Tim & Eric. Normies learn
what /b/ always knew. longc.at goes online
with a 17,700 pixel tall image (see LONGIMAGE).
2020 THE LONGCAT ASCENDS
The original Longcat leaves this dimension,
18 years long. Legends don't die.
They elongate beyond the visible spectrum.
2026 THE RETURN
Longcat re-materializes on ROBINHOOD CHAIN
as $LONG. Fair launch on NOXAFUN.
Instant Uniswap V3 liquidity. LP never migrates.
The cult reassembles. The candle is green.
The cat is long.
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Science failed to measure him, so this website does it instead. You are currently somewhere along the cat — this odometer tracks your position. Landmarks are posted along the body (right side of your screen) for orientation.
CAT TRAVERSED SO FAR
0 m
= 0.0% of the cat · last landmark: the hill
TRAINING SIMULATOR
Every cultist must practice elongation. Hold the button. Feel the length. Release to boing. (This is exactly how the memes were made in 2006.)
0.00 m of cat · record: 0.00 m
| A | B | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Total supply | 384,400,000,000 — one $LONG per millimeter between Earth and Moon |
| 2 | Taxes | 0% / 0% — taxes are short behavior |
| 3 | Liquidity | Uniswap V3 from block one. Never migrates. Cannot rug. Only lies at full length |
| 4 | Presale / team bags | NONE. Fair launch on Noxafun. The cat cannot be pre-owned |
| 5 | Graduation | 4.2 ETH target on Robinhood Chain — a milestone, not a migration |
| 6 | Utility | none. Length: infinite. It does nothing, the way a cathedral does nothing |
| 7 | =SUM(A1:A6) | #LONG! |
- Get a wallet. MetaMask, Rabby, whatever you trust. This is the last short thing you will ever do.
- Bridge to Robinhood Chain. Chain ID 4663, gas in ETH. Bring a little extra — the cat appreciates ceremony.
- Open Noxafun. Go to fun.noxa.fi/robinhood, find $LONG, paste the official CA from this page. Trust no impostor cats — the real one is the longest one.
- Go long. Stay long. From this day forward you measure your position in meters, not dollars. Diamond paws.
drop more relics into assets/memes/ (meme-01.jpg ... meme-24.png) and they appear here.
WARNING: LONGIMAGE IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
The original relic, preserved since 2008 at longc.at. 17,700 pixels of scripture. Scroll inside the frame. Respect the length.
0% of longimage witnessed
C:\CULT> type longmandments.txt
I. Longcat is long.
II. What is long may never be short.
III. We do not take profits; we take measurements.
IV. A red candle is merely a green candle facing Tacgnol.
V. When in doubt, zoom out. The cat continues.
VI. "To the moon" is not a destination. It is a body length.
C:\CULT> run long_vow.exe
Speak the vow. Become a millimeter of the cat. [Y/N]?_
Is this financial advice?
It is barely advice at all. $LONG is a meme coin with no utility, no promises and no roadmap — only length. Never invest more than you can afford to stretch.
Wen moon?
384,400 km. We are literally pacing it out — the odometer on this page shows exactly how far along the cat you are. The feet have already arrived; the market just needs to catch up with the anatomy.
What is Noxafun?
The launchpad on Robinhood Chain where $LONG launches fair: instant Uniswap V3 trading from block one, LP that never migrates, zero token taxes, graduation at 4.2 ETH. Nothing about it is short.
What if the chart goes down?
Impossible. Down is simply long in a direction you were not emotionally prepared for. (Legally speaking: it can absolutely go down.)
Why does this website look like 2004?
Because Longcat was born in 2004 and we respect our elders. Also best viewed in 800x600.